Roasted 8 months ago based on Sarah's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sarah, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s diary after too many emotional TikToks. With a favorite genre list that includes more ‘pops’ than a farmer’s market, you’ve managed to turn your musical taste into a sugar rush that would make even Willy Wonka raise an eyebrow. "Hyperpop" and "Nightcore"? Honey, listening to those is like having a caffeinated squirrel in your brain—fun for about five minutes, but it’s definitely not going to be part of a balanced breakfast. I see "Anime Ringtones" made your top artist list. Is that what you call the soundtrack to your over-indulgent "watching from the sidelines" moments in life? Honestly, who needs rhythm and talent when you can just vibe to ringtone clips?! Plus, with artists like JVKE and Sabrina Carpenter, I get the impression your tastes are closer to scrolling through Pinterest boards than experiencing any real emotional depth. You could probably host a seminar on how to infuse angst into bubblegum pop! Your most played songs reveal a couple of things: First, you must really love your own emotional rollercoaster curated with songs that scream “I peaked in high school.” And let’s be real, listing “edamame” by bbno$ as a top jam is like putting pineapple on pizza—unnecessary and raises more questions than it answers. But don't worry, Sarah, I embrace your eclectic vibe; after all, it takes a special kind of person to marry K-Pop to Emo Rap and somehow still make it sound like a chaotic karaoke night gone wrong. Good luck on your quest to find the next "golden hour" theme for your Instagram!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!