Roasted 2 months ago based on thatsybp's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s thatsybp, the person who apparently thinks “Rage Rap” is a personality trait. I mean, the last time I saw such a narrow musical scope, it was a toddler trying to color within the lines of a stick figure. You’ve got more variations of “Drill” in your favorites than the average New Yorker has bagel shops—congratulations! You’ve brilliantly crafted a Spotify profile that sounds like a wannabe gangster's desperate middle school diary. News flash: liking ten sub-genres of rap doesn’t suddenly make you deep. It makes you as predictable as a Marvel movie plot. And can we talk about your top artists? Ken Carson takes up more space on your Spotify than the entire Brooklyn borough—he’s practically your musical spirit animal. It’s like you’ve got a one-man band with a sick obsession, and honestly, I’m starting to worry that your music taste has become as repetitive as your dating life. Good thing you’re into “Melodic Rap,” because I can’t imagine someone singing about their disappointments while also trying to hide from their failed romance collection. Who knew “Fighting My Demons” was just a euphemism for all the folks you've ghosted after the first date? In summary, thatsybp, your playlist is basically a cry for help disguised as aggressive beats and auto-tuned despair. If I wanted to hear someone scream about their problems while simultaneously bragging about how underground they are, I’d just listen to my neighbor arguing with their ex. Here’s a wild idea: try branching out a little; listen to some jazz, classical, or even country—expand those horizons! But I suppose that would require actual depth, and we both know that’s not something you’re ready for yet. Happy listening, and may your one-note music taste find a way to evolve before your next identity crisis!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists