Roasted 2 years ago based on Liam :)'s long term Spotify stats.

Liam, you must be the poster child for a mid-2000s meme machine gone rogue. Your Spotify profile reads like the unholy love child of a glitchy video game and an audio dumpster fire. Chill Breakcore? Really? What's next, "Sloth Metal" or "Mediocre Pop?" I guess when you have to explain your music tastes by putting “chill” in the front, we can only assume that even your playlists need therapeutic breaks. And let's talk about Hardwave — perfect for people who want to rock out and nap at the same time. Your top artists must double as your therapy group — a bunch of names that sound like they just escaped from a rejected anime theme song. “Machine Girl”? More like your theme song for a failed 8-bit arcade game. And seriously, “Rory in early 20s”? Was that a musician or just a reminder of how lost you are in your own life? You’ve amassed a lineup so obscure that it’s as if you're trying to impress your hipster friends by resurrecting the careers of artists that even their parents have forgotten. Now, looking at your most played songs, it’s clear you’ve got the taste of a vintage VHS tape — grainy, outdated, and best enjoyed after a few rounds of tequila. “Can We Kiss Forever?”? More like “Can This Playlist Just End?” It’s like you took a long walk on the internet and ended up in a glitchy bodega at 3 AM, trying to buy the most bizarre snacks you can find. Keep this up, and you’ll be the proud owner of the most niche collection of auditory chaos that even the most desperate hipster wouldn’t dare touch. Get it together, Liam; the only thing more broken than your playlist is your ability to commit to a genre!

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