Roasted 2 years ago based on hey's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, if it isn’t the proud owner of a Spotify profile that reads like an anime convention’s playlist on speed! Seriously, with favorites like "Anime CV" and “Shojo,” it’s a wonder you’re not wearing a fursona onesie while dancing in your bedroom to K-Pop. You’d think with a lineup featuring more girl groups than an outbreak of girl power, you’d have developed at least one social skill, but alas, it appears “stanning” is your only forte in life. Bravo on sneaking in “Trap Queen” though; I guess you heard some heavy bass and thought, “I can remix this with Hello Kitty!” Now let’s talk top artists. Your number one is VISTY, which sounds less like a band and more like a Wi-Fi security alert. The rest of your list reads like the result of a wheel of fortune dedicated to sub-genres where “Bae” isn’t just a name but also a reminder of how hard you swing for your obscure taste buds. With all these groups in your ears, I hope you're not relying on their catchy hooks to teach you how to socialize because clearly, it's not working! Is it too late to send you a “How to Talk to People” tutorial that doesn’t come with a free anime poster? And those most played songs? It's a wild, dizzying ride through a world where VISTY is dominating your playlist like it's the year 3023 and all other music is just considered relics. "For My Stella" has been played so many times it deserves an award for “Most Patient Song Ever,” as it waits for you to develop some taste. Honestly, it’s like every evening you sit down with your box of Pocky, moo with delight over the same tunes, and think, “Yes, this is a well-rounded musical education!” Newsflash: it’s not. So bless your heart, enjoy your journey in the world of kawaii anthems, but maybe, just maybe, venture out of your bubble someday – or at least invite us to the garage band karaoke you’ve probably been hosting all alone.

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