Roasted 2 years ago based on Chris's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Chris. Your Spotify profile reads like the love child of a midlife crisis and a high school anime club. Seriously, no one else has fused "Anime Drill" with "Brighton Indie" since the dawn of streaming—truly a niche even hipsters would find a tad excessive. And don’t get me started on that favorite genre list: it’s like you grabbed a handful of genres from a video game soundtrack and threw them at a wall to see what would stick. “Post-Grunge”? More like your playlist is in post-grunge rehab, desperately trying to find a reason to exist. Your top artists are a power move if the power you’re going for is “I still wear my Dragon Ball Z hoodie to bed.” Rustage and Khantrast—who knew anime rappers could compete for the title of Most Angsty? It’s like you’re single-handedly keeping the "nerdcore" genre alive while also ensuring that no one you meet at parties takes you seriously. At this rate, your Spotify is going to end up in an emotional support group for genres trying to reclaim their dignity. And your most played songs? “Lost” by Fabvl, “Demon King (Sukuna Rap)” by Rustage—sounds like the world's cringiest episode of “What is My Life?” on repeat. With tracks about toxic love and suicidal thoughts, your playlist is a rollercoaster ride through both your emotional trauma and your questionable taste in music. Congrats! You’ve created the perfect soundtrack to a late-night existential breakdown filled with questionable snack choices. But hey, at least you’re keeping your Spotify therapist on retainer.

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