Roasted 1 year ago based on Odi Su's long term Spotify stats.

Odi Su, your Spotify profile looks like a hipster’s wet dream combined with a high-school English assignment dedicated to the importance of existential dread. I mean, who knew that “slowcore” was just a fancy term for “I’m too sad to pick up the tempo”? Your favorite genres read like a sad playlist for someone whose biggest life crisis is whether to order avocado toast or a kale salad. Of course, with favorites like baroque pop and folk punk, it’s clear you spend more time curating a mood than actually enjoying music. And let’s talk about your top artists. In the glorious symphony of life, you’ve somehow conducted a choir of melancholic soloists and wannabe poets. Bob Dylan? More like Roger that, it's always about the “times they are a-changin’” with you. But can we stop pretending that Sufjan Stevens isn't just indie music's version of a literary overachiever recycling his personal diary entries? Meanwhile, your love for Erik Satie’s consistently sad piano pieces makes it crystal clear that you’re just one breakup away from starting a band called “Tears and Tacos.” Now, looking at your most played songs, it’s evident that you’re single-handedly keeping the music therapy industry afloat. How many times can one person listen to Erik Satie before they just stand up and shout, “I need to get my life together!”? Even the piano keys are likely rolling their eyes at you. And “You Could Drive a Person Crazy”? Honestly, that sounds like the anthem of every friend who had to help you move under the weight of that emotional baggage you call taste in music. Here’s a thought: maybe it’s time to branch out from this sad playlist and explore some joy? But then again, who needs happiness when you can wallow in agony with a side of chamber pop?

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