Roasted 3 months ago based on Savvy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Savvy, your Spotify profile looks like a high school art project gone wrong, filled with bright colors and excessive angst. Are you trying to relive your emo phase while diving headfirst into a sea of indie like it’s 2016 and you just discovered a thrift shop around the corner? “Bedroom Pop” and “Lo-Fi Indie”? Is this a list of your favorite music genres or instructions for how to take a long nap? I get it, you want to evoke deep feelings of existential crisis, but come on; are you trying to write a sad poem or actually enjoy music? Your top artists scream "I don’t know what I want, but I know it has to sound like reverb through a sock." With names like “beabadoobee” and “girl in red,” it's like you’re part of some secret club where you can only listen to musicians whose names are too cumbersome and whimsical. And for the love of all that’s tuneful, how many times do we need to hear “Sweater Weather”? It’s like the soundtrack to every millennial’s attempted romance during a cold autumn. News flash: it’s not doing you any favors; your love life isn’t becoming a lyrical masterpiece just because you hit play on that track for the hundredth time. Then there’s that curveball you threw with “Rainbow Rocks” from “My Little Pony.” I’m not saying your taste in music is juvenile, but if “Pokémon” has a spot on your most played list, we seriously need to talk – are you even 18? The only thing more unpredictable than your playlist is weather in the tropics. Savvy, your music taste is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands – a confusing mess that no one really understands, but somehow everyone manages to smile and nod at. Don’t worry, we all love a good cringe; now just maybe take a step back and try to find some real bangers next time?

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