Roasted 28 days ago based on *＊✿❀ 𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑎 ❀✿＊*'s long term Spotify stats.

So, we’ve got Melas here with a Spotify profile that looks like a teenager’s diary exploded in a K-Pop concert. With favorite genres that range from “Hyperpop” to “Noise Music” (which, honestly, just sounds like you accidentally left your kitchen appliances on during a rave), it’s safe to say that your taste is as scattered as a far-too-optimistic DJ trying to mix genres that should never, ever meet. Just a hot tip – Jersey Club is not a musical genre, it's a warning sign that you might need to find some new friends. Your top artists read like the side effects of a synthetic dopamine overdose – I mean, TOMORROW X TOGETHER followed by half a dozen names no one but you has ever heard? It’s like you found a random playlist online, but instead of skipping the scary electronic clutter, you decided, “Yes, I’ll take the whole buffet!” As for Odetari and their contributions to your sadness, I can only assume you must be making a sad mixtape for your pet hamster – or maybe you’re just trying to win the ‘most confused Spotify listener’ award. Newsflash: you don’t have to push the envelope so far that it’s unrecognizable! And let’s talk about those “most played” songs. Who hurt you, Melas? Between “GOOD LOYAL THOTS” and “NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER,” it feels like you’re living in a reality show where all the emotional damage is played for laughs. You might want to check in with your therapist and maybe even diversify your playlist after your heart wouldn’t be able to handle seeing “TOMORROW X TOGETHER” in the top spots more than once – at this point, they should start sending you Christmas cards for keeping their lights on!

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