Roasted 4 months ago based on Riikka's long term Spotify stats.

Riikka, your Spotify profile reads like the sad love letter of a Finnish music aficionado who couldn’t find their way out of a snowstorm. Favorite genres? It’s like you picked the least popular options in a game of bingo and shouted “BINGO!” while everyone else just quietly judged you. “Finnish Pop,” “Iskelmä,” and “Europop”? It’s a wonder you even know what the word ‘rhythm’ means, considering you’re cozying up to a group of genres that sound like a sad karaoke competition on a Tuesday night. Your top artists read like a who’s who of folks nobody asked for, and we all know Matti8 is just the universe's way of telling you to get help. If you played a drinking game where you took a shot every time you listened to him, you’d be in a coma by now. Trying to convince us that "Pop Singer-songwriter" and "Alternative Rock" should exist in the same sentence is like saying you can use a rock to pop a balloon—just a lot of confusion and the sound of disappointment. And those most played songs? They say variety is the spice of life, but you seem to be living on a diet of plain oatmeal. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time I saw one of Matti8's tracks show up on your list, I’d have enough to gift you some actual music lessons. Maybe it’s time to venture outside the snow globe of the Finnish music scene, or at the very least, consider hitting shuffle every once in a while. Because right now, your Spotify is the perfect embodiment of what we call “musical purgatory.”

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