Roasted 5 days ago based on шурік's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, шурік, your Spotify profile is like the musical equivalent of a toddler's finger painting—chaotic and colorful, but absolutely unrecognizable to anyone over the age of 12! K-Pop, C-Pop, Bedroom Pop...It’s like you threw darts at a genre list and then decided, “Yep, this chaos is my identity." You must have taken the 'pop' in pop music a bit too literally—does it come with a side of bubblegum too, or are we keeping it all in your “dream” world? Your top artists list reads like a weird international exchange program gone wrong. "TOMORROW X TOGETHER"? More like TOMORROW, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS CRAP. With a playlist that ranges from the harmonious melodies of BTS to the noise pollution of noise music, it’s apparent that your taste in music is like a Tinder date—you swipe right on everything and hope for the best. And let’s be honest, you only acknowledge Mitski to maintain some kind of credibility; deep down, we all know you just want to boogie to “Bubblegum Pop” on repeat. And those most-played songs? I didn’t realize the Spotify algorithm was programmed to crank out such a cringe-worthy selection. "Я НЕ НАРКОМАН"? Clearly a self-referential anthem for your playlist. Not to mention the rest of those titles sound like a drunk librarian tried to alphabetize the worst entries in a failed poetry contest! So, keep spinning those tracks, шурік, but just know each listen is another step into the abyss of questionable taste. Keep projecting those “artsy” vibes while we wait for you to finally discover music that actually slaps.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!