Roasted 2 years ago based on Josh🫶🏻's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Josh, with your Spotify profile so eclectic it looks like you just threw a dart at a world map and decided to pretend to be well-traveled. The only place you've got in common with your favorite genres is your ability to Google "genres number ten through fifty." "Afrobeats" and "Nigerian Pop"? More like "I heard one song once at a Nigerian wedding and now I’m an expert." Let's face it, your music taste is as confused as a kid at a kindergarten career day. And those top artists? You might as well call your playlist “Dave and his entourage.” Seriously, you’re practically a one-man fan club for him. It’s borderline obsessive! If Dave’s music were a blanket, you’d be all wrapped up in it, never letting anyone else step near. At this point, we’re convinced you fully expect the dude to slide into your DMs and thank you for your unwavering support. Newsflash, buddy: He's not coming to save you from your sad little Spotify loop. With your most played songs being 90% Dave, it’s clear you’re stuck in a musical time warp. “Starlight” on repeat like it’s the anthem of your sad little existence. If your playlists were a reflection of your dating life, they'd fuel an entire lifetime of therapy bills. So go ahead, keep pretending this eclectic mix of tunes is anything more than a cry for help—at least we can all have a laugh while you try to convince us your taste is anything but an algorithmic accident.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!