Roasted 8 months ago based on Who?'s long term Spotify stats.

Who? Seriously, is that your name or just the soundtrack to your social life? I mean, with musical tastes that could either belong to a confused teenager or someone still stuck in the ‘dark web’ of Spotify, it’s no wonder no one recognizes you. “Phonk” and “Disco Polo” are your favorite genres—it's like you walked into a music store, blindfolded, and decided to pick the titles that sounded the most ridiculous. And let’s not even get started on “Hardstyle” and “Rage Rap.” Is this a playlist or a recipe for a midlife crisis? Your top artists read like the disappointing lineup of a local talent show where no one showed up. “nwmoscar”? “SB Maffija”? Are these even real names, or did you just throw a bunch of letters into a generator and call it a day? The only "hard" thing about your music selection is trying to convince anyone to listen to it without dying of embarrassment. I've seen better taste in a high school emo club, and you know those kids had it rough. When “Kiss Me Again - Nightcore Mix” is one of your most played songs, I can’t help but wonder if you’re just a walking iTunes error looking for a place to crash. And those song choices? Pure gold. “I Don’t Give a Fuck”? Well, that explains your entire existence. “Pan i Mistrz” sounds like a children's show that went horribly wrong. “PROTECTION CHARM”? Trust me, sweetheart, no amount of magical spells is going to shield you from that music choice. Honestly, I’m just here hoping that someday you’ll realize there’s a world beyond “Slowed + Reverb,” because at this rate, the only thing slower than your taste in music is your social life. Do everyone a favor—start a podcast instead; that way, only our eardrums will bleed!

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