Roasted 1 year ago based on Nina 🐢's long term Spotify stats.

Alright Nina, let’s take a look at your Spotify profile—if it were any more niche, it’d require its own secret handshake. Your love for “Finnish Hip Hop” and “Epadunk” puts you on a level so underground that even moles are like, “Nah, we’re good, thanks.” Honestly, the only thing more obscure than your taste in music is the actual translation of “Epadunk.” I’m convinced it’s what happens when a guy with a broken keyboard accidentally stumbles into a recording studio. And let’s talk about your top artists. “VITUN ISO ROTSI”? Sounds less like a musician and more like a secret password for ordering food in a dark alley. And what’s with “Ti-Ti Nalle”? Do we really need a children's artist who’s being outperformed by a cartoon bear? At this point, I’m half-expecting “Caillou (From ‘Caillou’) - Trap Remix” to actually wind up on your Spotify as part of some wretched SoundCloud experiment gone wrong. That track is about as catchy as the flu! Finally, your most played songs are a masterclass in musical chaos. I mean, is “VIIS TÄHTEE..." even a title or did you just type randomly for five minutes? I get it—the more syllables, the cooler it sounds, but come on! You've got tracks on here that could drown a disco with their existential crises. It’s a wonder you’re allowed to enjoy music and not just sit alone with a saxophone lamenting life. Well, at least you've got the diversity covered—too bad it’s the kind that’s one bad choice away from a midlife crisis playlist!

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