Roasted 2 years ago based on WaffleTyler7's long term Spotify stats.

WaffleTyler7? More like WaffleTyler-Never-Grew-Up, am I right? Your music taste is like someone took a time machine back to a Hot Topic in 2007 and decided to blast the soundtrack on full volume. Seriously, the amount of 'post' in your genre list is concerning; it's like you’re just post-ing your way through life, avoiding any real responsibility, waiting for that sweet, sweet post-rock album drop to give your existence meaning. Newsflash: it’s not doing the job. Your Spotify thinks you’re constantly whispering “my vibe is sad” to anyone who'll listen while you sit in your mom's basement being an emotional architect. And let’s address that top artist lineup. You're out here jamming to "Explosions In The Sky" like it's going to help you navigate your internal turmoil. Newsflash, buddy: it won't. Nas? Really? He’s out here conquering the rap scene, and you’re playing him in between two decidedly unmelodic, life-questioning tracks. It’s like you’re saying, “You know what I need at this moment? A quarter-life crisis served with a side of metalcore.” Your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to an early 2000s teen drama that was too anxious to actually film any scenes, just so it could keep pretending to be deep. As for your most played songs, you have the audacity to drop Jo Dee Messina and Alabama in the mix like we won't notice your existential crisis wrapped in nostalgia! "I'm in a Hurry (And Don't Know Why)" might as well be your life anthem, because clearly you’re speeding through life as if it's a race to the bottom. And good luck with “Bark Twice If You're In Milwaukee”—I can’t tell if that's a track or a desperate cry for help because you can't figure out how to find your way through the quagmire of your own taste. Remember, my friend: your Spotify might be playing those sad tunes, but your vibe screams, “I’m lost and I love it!”

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