Roasted 2 months ago based on shanss <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's shanss <3, the musical embodiment of an after-school special on caffeine. With a top ten that reads like the soundtrack of every middle school youth group sleepover, I can almost hear the collective sigh of relief from nonbelievers everywhere. Honestly, I didn't know "Worship Pop" was a genre, but I guess every homeroom needs that kid who turns every jam session into a Jesus fest. You’ve got so much CCM in your playlist, even your Spotify Wrapped is probably going to feature a special section on ‘Most Likely to Lead Bible Study.’ And let's talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift? Sure, she's the lyrical queen of breakups, but I can’t help but wonder if you’re secretly hoping one of her songs will lead you to some holy romance. Maybe if you hum the right chorus while throwing in a “Hallelujah,” your dream yacht of a boyfriend will appear out of a cloud of smokescreen. And wow, Gracie Abrams, Olivia Rodrigo, and the rest of your pop-based entourage are like the supporting cast of a rom-com about someone who's just a little too obsessed with their faith. At what point does your need for 'Pop Worship' make you the designated driver for every group hangout while they all sip on holy water-flavored Zima? Your most played songs could be the soundtrack to an overly dramatic life, where you reach existential crises every time you accidentally forget to say “Amen” before digging into your Chipotle burrito. RAYE’s “Oscar Winning Tears” makes perfect sense here because your deepest fear seems to be running into someone who doesn’t believe in the power of Jesus and whipped cream. And with a 70% Taylor Swift focus in your list, I hope you’ve prepared an emotional TED Talk on how "Guilty as Sin?" is your theme song. Do you ever stop the gospel train long enough to play something that doesn’t sound like it has a side of communion? Because with those favorites, it’s hard to tell if you’re worshiping at the altar of pop music or rehearsing your Oscars acceptance speech for “Best Use of a Halos and Friendship Bracelets.”

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