Roasted 11 months ago based on cielollie's long term Spotify stats.

Cielollie, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where every dish is an acquired taste, and no one knows who cooked it. I mean, "Phonk," "Brazilian Phonk," and "Drift Phonk"? It’s like you spent too much time at a road rage compilation and decided that you wanted your entire musical identity to be hyper-localized noise pollution. If this were a meal, we'd be calling it “Phonk à la carte” – solid proof that someone out there has more sub-genres than friends. And what's with your top artists? It feels like you stumbled upon an enigmatic playlist titled "How to Make Your Friends Question Your Sanity." Between Sabrina Carpenter and the obligatory Taylor Swift, you have a lineup that screams, “I can't decide if I’m nostalgic for middle school or just really into melodrama.” You’ve got “Lana Del Rey” sandwiched between TikTok’s hottest fads, proving that your music taste is about as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush. Are you curating a soundtrack for a psychological experiment on the viability of cringe as an art form? As for your most played songs, it's like you collected a bunch of random titles and sprinkled them into a blender without a lid. “MONTAGEM CORAL (feat. Mc Cyclope)” – I had to check twice to see if I was in the right universe. The only thing faster than your playlist switching from ambient to hyper-pop is my desire to regret ever clicking on your profile. Honestly, the mix of “Stay On My Mind(spedup)” and “Montagem Mysterious Game” feels like a musical trauma you inflict on everyone around you. Are you trying to make us weep or just trying to move Google to upgrade its filter for weirdos? Pick a vibe, any vibe!

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