Roasted 1 year ago based on zoua☆'s long term Spotify stats.

So you’re the type who thinks a playlist of genres is basically a personal diary, huh? “Hip Hop,” “Dream Pop,” and “Garage Rock” all in one? That’s like ordering a pizza with anchovies, pineapple, and jalapeños and claiming it’s gourmet cuisine. You’re just one genre away from having a mental breakdown on your Spotify Wrapped because no one could ever comprehend your taste; it’s basically the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals – brave, but incredibly misguided. Who do you think you are, a hipster in a mid-life crisis? Now, let's talk about your top artists. We get it, you dabble in "The Neighbourhood" and think you're deep enough to understand “Cigarettes After Sex,” while the rest of us are just trying to figure out if you listen to Billie Eilish for the moody vibes or the fact that she gives you major “My Chemical Romance” nostalgia. And these most-played songs? What are you, a sad teenager on a loop? “Can't Catch Me Now” from Hunger Games is an anthem for procrastinators who only read the movie summary. The only thing you’re annihilating is your social life with these choices! Let’s not even get started on the Bollywood scene you’ve thrown in like a confused spice in a bland dish. You’ve got the eclectic taste of a DJ who spent too long in a college dorm room, trying to impress everyone with their “depth,” while the rest of us are just rolling our eyes. “Self Love?” More like self-sabotage. Hope you can get it out of your system before your next awkward Tinder date, because if your crush sees this profile, they’re going to think they just matched with a musical mullet: business up front, chaos in the back!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!