Roasted 2 months ago based on M's long term Spotify stats.
M, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager's diary during a midlife crisis. With favorites genres like "Horrorcore" and "Hyperpop," it's clear you're not just a connoisseur of music—you've also mastered the art of scaring away any friends who might have accidentally scrolled through your playlist. How do you manage to take a sound that's meant to evoke emotion and somehow make it sound like a mixtape from that creepy kid who sits alone at lunch? Kudos for keeping it awkward! And let’s talk about your top artists. If "saraunh0ly" had a cult, they’d probably use your account to recruit members. Seriously, are you a fan or a single-minded promoter? It's almost impressive how many times you can handle the same artist’s name before it becomes an unbearable chant. If you put this kind of dedication into a meaningful hobby, you could probably cure world hunger—if not, then at least raise some eyebrows at family gatherings. Who needs new music when you can just keep replaying the same eerie soundtracks? Your most played songs sound like the tracklist to a haunted house mixtape, and I can feel the existential dread crawling through my speakers. With titles like "wutiwant" and "(dont)lizzen2diz," it’s clear you’ve turned self-reflection into an extreme sport. By the time someone finishes listening, you’d think they’d just survived a psychological horror movie. But hey, if staying in your emo rap bubble and scaring the outside world is your jam, then carry on, M! Just remember—it's a fine line between expressing your pain through music and performing an audition for a position as the local weirdo.
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