Roasted 1 year ago based on Mel♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Mel♡ — the human embodiment of a K-Pop concert gone wrong. Seriously, your genre list reads like a Spotify "What Not to Listen To" guide. With favorites ranging from "Noise Music" (which is just a polite way of saying you have no taste) to an exhausting collection of Latinos who probably regret their choices, it’s clear that your music library is a delightful mess. You must be what happens when you throw a dart at a map of genres that even Google didn’t know existed. Listening to you must feel like a cultural exchange program gone terribly bad—everyone involved is confused, and no one knows what to say. Your top artists are so cringe-worthy, they make Taylor Swift’s breakups look like a seasoned therapy session. BTS and SEVENTEEN? Sweetheart, your Spotify profile is basically a shrine to boys who are probably busy healing and dating each other in another dimension while you’re just over here reorganizing your Spotify playlist like it’s going to change the world. Did you think “Agust D” was a typo for “August Diner,” or did he just enter your life like all the other unstable relationships—quick and with a great beat? And let’s not even get started on your most-played songs. Look, if “Seven” and “3D” have made it that many times into your rotation, it just proves that you live, breathe, and dream in Jung Kook’s shadow. Are you planning on buying a ticket to his next concert, or should we just set up a shrine in your living room? At this point, you might as well make it a group therapy session for all of us. Your music tastes are like a Chanel purse found at a flea market—totally pretentious but ultimately just an odd chunk of poorly strung together sounds that even your headphones regret.

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