Roasted 7 months ago based on Missingno's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Missingno, the Spotify profile that doubles as an inner child’s fever dream. You've got a playlist so packed with lo-fi tracks that even the internet’s slowest connection would struggle to buffer through that much blissful boredom. Seriously, it’s a wonder you've managed to find the time to listen to all this ambient noise while simultaneously hoping your life resembles a Japanese anime. What are you waiting for, an emotional storyline to come sweep you off your feet? Spoiler alert: it's not coming. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of obscure soundcloud hopefuls that even their mothers wouldn’t recognize. You’ve clearly established your musical identity as ‘that person everyone wishes they'd stop playing music at parties’. I didn’t realize 'Palademix' had a side hustle as your personal DJ – no wonder you’re still single! With a name like "Flawed Mangoes," perhaps your relationship status and taste in music are just destined to be forever ripe and yet profoundly disappointing. And then there's your list of most played songs, a veritable treasure trove of cringeworthy choices sure to elicit eye rolls. Each title screams, “I am too emotionally attached to animated shorts and way too invested in my therapist's recommendations on de-stressing’. Seriously, you could turn your top ten into a two-hour 'how to soundtrack your existential crisis' compilation. Here’s a hot tip: maybe drop the lo-fi remixes of every soundtrack you’ve ever heard, and try jamming to some real music that might actually move you... like, maybe a little bit of Post Malone, you know, the one person in your life who’s probably begging for a detox just from being on your playlist!

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