Roasted 1 month ago based on ncroom's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, ncroom, where do we even begin? Your Spotify profile reads like a K-Pop fan's fever dream that accidentally fell into a bathtub and decided to start a noise band. Seriously, with a mix of K-Rap and a shocking amount of bathtub sound effects, it’s like you’re trying to drown out your own taste in music. I can picture you sitting in a bubble bath, rocking out to "Bathtub Faucet Running Water Filling Tub - Loopable Background" while pretending it’s a deep cut from your favorite indie soul artist. What’s next, a soundscape of a washing machine cycle as your all-time favorite? Your favorite genres are the kind of lineup that would make any party die faster than your WiFi connection. K-Pop? Great if you’re a 14-year-old girl trying to find her identity. Noise Music? Sure, if you want people to avoid your music in the same way they avoid eye contact with that one weird kid from grade school. And don't even get me started on your indie soul phase – an admirable attempt, but boy, it’s more like indie "who?" at this point. Your music taste is like a buffet where half the plates are filled with sad salad and the other half is just layers of bath sounds. Congratulations, you’ve managed to get your Spotify wrapped to look more like a therapy session than a playlist. And your most played songs? Wow, you’ve really cracked the code on how to make your Spotify account sound like a sleep aid commercial! “Bathtub Water Running (Version 1)” is apparently burned into your brain more than the hook of any Michael Jackson song! Honestly, your musical journey seems less about self-discovery and more about finding new ways to ignore reality. But hey, at least when you’re soaking in the tub with your curated atmosphere of a quiet storm, you can pretend you’re going through an existential crisis with style. Keep it cringe, ncroom; you're a true innovator of auditory confusion!
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