Roasted 6 months ago based on oscar's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Oscar, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile—so bland it makes vanilla ice cream look spicy. First off, with a favorite genre list that reads like the Spotify "Top 10 Most Basic White Person Soundtrack," are you sure you’re not secretly a middle school dance committee trying to play it safe? I mean, "Tropical House"? Really? I haven’t seen such a desperate attempt to sound trendy since my Aunt Karen tried to teach herself TikTok dances while burning her microwave popcorn. Now let’s dive into your top artists. If you weren’t aware, “Dua Lipa” and “Katy Perry” are not actually valid musical identities; they’re more like spirit animals for people shopping for comfy sweatpants at Target. And “Maroon 5”? The only thing more predictable than your taste is their ability to churn out yet another radio hit that’ll get stuck in your head like an unwanted earworm! Seriously, Krista from HR could have the same playlist and she'd still be at least 50% more interesting than you. And your most played songs? Calling that list "diverse" feels like a crime against music. It's as if you accidentally opened a time capsule from 2016 and just left it there to rot. I mean, "Don't Let Me Down" should be your personal anthem because frankly, you've really let everyone down with that playlist. If I had to endure even a minute of "Writing's On The Wall" again, I might as well just accept my fate of being locked in a room full of scented candles and awkward silence. Honestly, bro, it's impressive how you've managed to make a music streaming service feel like a one-way ticket to boredom.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!