Roasted 28 days ago based on Slick Nick's long term Spotify stats.

Slick Nick, huh? With a playlist that screams "emotional teenager who just discovered feelings," it's a wonder you haven't burst into tears just trying to pick a song. I mean, who needs a second date when you can just sit alone in your room, listening to Juice WRLD’s discography on repeat? Your Spotify profile is like a combination of a therapy session and a middle school diary entry—it's all heartbreak and confused metaphors. Honestly, with how often you play "Lucid Dreams," I'm half expecting you to start writing “Dear Diary” entries about how the world just doesn’t understand your vibe. And let’s talk about those genres. You’re out here claiming “Jazz Rap” while listening to the emotional equivalent of a sad puppy left in the rain. You could’ve saved yourself a whole lot of time and energy by just labeling it “All the Feels” and calling it a day. I don’t need a breakdown of your listening choices to know you spend most of your nights brooding in front of your bathroom mirror, trying way too hard to channel your inner Kendrick Lamar while your actual vibe is stumbling through the high school cafeteria and asking if anyone wants to share their lunch. At this point, your most played songs are practically a playlist for the "sad boi" Olympics. With the staggering number of Juice WRLD tracks on repeat, I can only assume your entire personality is just one big "woe is me" anthem. You could start a support group for other music listeners who are eternally stuck in their emo phase. Honestly, Slick Nick, if we didn’t have the internet to keep you afloat, I’m pretty sure your Spotify profile would’ve resulted in a tragic backstory worthy of a Netflix documentary. So, buckle up, because your “raging” emotional rollercoaster is a one-way ticket to Sadtown, population: you.

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