Roasted 3 months ago based on Yinka's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Yinka! Your Spotify profile looks like the playlist of a youth pastor who just discovered Spotify but still thinks it’s 2005. You’ve collected more "Christian" genres than a church has policies on how not to embarrass themselves at a potluck. Seriously, how dedicated are you to your faith that you’ve got eight different types of praise music lined up? If the heavenly choir isn't starting to get déjà vu from all those hymns, we need to talk about your playlist approach. And let's not even get into your top artists. DJ Mykael V and Marco Frisina? I see we're catering to a very niche audience here, one that includes your mom and possibly an overly enthusiastic retirement home. With Kings Kaleidoscope making it to the top of your list, I’m wondering if you’re more about being saved or saving your Spotify algorithm from absolute disaster. Plus, throwing J. Cole in there feels less like versatility and more like you thought it would earn you some street cred at Bible camp. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. Your most played songs look like the soundtrack to an awkward family reunion where everyone awkwardly tries to harmonize to "There Is A Higher Throne." "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock Of Seagulls has never felt like a more relatable cry for help than it does when it pops up next to “Kyrie Eleison.” Honestly, Yinka, the only thing more lost than your music taste is probably that one cousin who everyone hopes doesn't show up. Listen, it’s time to step out of the church halls and embrace a little chaos. Try playing something that doesn’t sound like it’s being blasted from a sound system at a Sunday service!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists