Roasted 2 years ago based on Hitt's long term Spotify stats.

HIT°-•)KILLABOI°, with a name that reads like the failed Wi-Fi password of a middle schooler trying to sound edgy, your Spotify profile is a chaotic mashup of all the genres popular with kids who think they're too cool for mainstream music. Seriously, the only thing less coherent than your music tastes is a toddler’s attempt to explain why they threw a tantrum. "Miami Hip Hop" and "Nigerian Pop"? Buddy, that’s like ordering sushi at a steakhouse; stick to a singular vibe instead of sampling everyone’s leftovers! Your top artists, though? Wow. Between Baby Keem and Lana Del Rey, it’s like you set out to collect the musical equivalent of a participation trophy. I get it—you're trying to showcase diversity, but almost all of these artists just scream “I took the wrong bus to the party.” You’ve got lyrical geniuses like Kendrick Lamar right next to Kodak Black—who’s writing verses for the same audience that thinks "abracadabra" is a solid pickup line. At this point, your playlist is the sonic representation of someone trying desperately to fit into every group chat without having anything valuable to contribute. And let's not get distracted by your most played songs! "Oasis" by Shock Absorbers Music? Please tell me that’s a real song and not some future 2024 meme about how you can’t find your keys. "Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want" is basically your entire Spotify journey summed up in one title. It’s like you’re praying for a breakthrough while being stuck in the quicksand of musical mediocrity. So go ahead, keep exploring every corner of the music universe; maybe one day you’ll stumble upon a song that captures the essence of who you really are—lost, confused, and slightly embarrassing.

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