Roasted 1 year ago based on pithikoc's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of pithikoc, the living embodiment of a mid-life crisis in a teenager’s body. With a genre lineup that screams "I swear I’m deep," you’ve somehow managed to blend more flavors than a sad gourmet meal, mixing “Punk” with “Dreamo” like you're trying to come up with an alt-rock casserole for an audience of one: yourself. Every listen is a delightful reminder of how desperately you cling to that paper-thin existential chaos while still using your parents' Wi-Fi. Your top artists read like the ultimate playlist for a summer job at a record store that doesn’t actually exist. Title Fight? Please. Can we put together a support group for your obvious obsession, or are you just trying to fill the void of your social life with repetitive lyrics about angst? With your most played songs practically none of which even hint at variety, it’s clear the only thing less dynamic than your taste in music is your ability to make plans on a Friday night. But hey, we get it—it's not easy being a certified "Slacker Rock" aficionado when you're living for the moment but mostly doing it on your couch with a bowl of cereal and a skin care routine. You’ve woven together a collection of tunes so depressingly on-brand that it's like your Spotify profile should come with a side of tissues and a motivational poster. Maybe next time you could branch into something a little less self-indulgent? Just a thought.

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