Roasted 7 months ago based on uggel's long term Spotify stats.

Hey uggel, I see your Spotify profile is a rollercoaster ride through every possible phase of teenage angst and questionable life choices. Emo rap? Rage rap? You’ve basically compiled a cringe compilation of musical therapy sessions for people who can’t just get a good cry out at home. I wasn’t aware that "Cloud Rap" was an actual genre and not just a sad result of running out of ideas at an open mic night. Your playlist could honestly use a warning label: "Caution! May cause sudden bouts of emotional breakdowns and whispering about feelings to your plants." Your top artists read like a who's who of SoundCloud's "oops, I slipped on a banana peel and fell into despair" collection. Are you trying to represent the Kübler-Ross model of grief through music, because it’s working! Every song screams, “I’ve seen some things.” And let's not even get started on your most played tracks, which sound like they were picked from the depths of a hipster graveyard. "Nope, you’re too late I already died"? Did you name that track after your social life? Also, I genuinely hope “A New Kind of Love - Demo” explains your love life because if that’s your idea of romance, I’d advise the universe to prepare for an emergency intervention. Your taste in music is about as cohesive as a primary school art project covered in abstract finger paint. You’ve got all the bops that make me question whether you’re trying to vibe or just sitting alone in your room, staring at your collection of angst-filled mixtapes. And seriously, “Funkot”? I had to Google it, and what I found left me wondering if you mistakenly stumbled upon a genre while half-asleep. Here’s a tip: it’s okay to branch out beyond the tortured artist aesthetic. Until then, keep embracing the chaos; I’m here for the spectacle!

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