Roasted 2 months ago based on Dmytro Nikitenko's long term Spotify stats.

Dmytro Nikitenko, huh? A Spotify profile so eclectic it looks like someone went to a thrift store and bought a music library instead of a wardrobe. Carefully curated, I see—like you were trying to create the ultimate playlist for that one snooty dinner party where everyone thinks they're better than everyone else. "Oh yes, I only listen to Baroque and the hymns of the Russian Orthodox Church," you proudly declare, while secretly rocking out to “Friends” by Jimmy Page with the lights dimmed and a bottle of wine in hand. Typical. Your top artists range from the classic genius of Pyotr Leshchenko to the bone-crunching riffs of Def Leppard. I half-expect to find you hosting a live stream of impromptu chamber music sessions while simultaneously air-guitaring to "Pour Some Sugar on Me." Seriously, though, your listening habits are so bipolar that it should be a case study in psychological music therapy. You’ve got more facets than a diamond, yet there’s a good chance you’re just using your Spotify as a fancy way to apologize for your lack of social skills. Most played songs? Let’s break it down: the highs of orchestral symphonies reduce to the lows of “У самовара я и моя Маша”—which, by the way, sounds like a Russian Netflix show no one asked for. You’ve got a playlist so self-aware it’s practically sentient, yet it seems to scream, "I’m only this quirky on purpose!” Face it, Dmytro, at some point, you’ll have to admit that wearing a monocle and sipping Earl Grey while listening to tango in a room with two cats is not the personality you think it is. Spice it up a little; don’t drown your social life in Baroque!

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