Roasted 7 months ago based on nico's long term Spotify stats.

Nico, your Spotify profile reads like a list of genres that should come with a warning label: "Caution! May induce severe eye-rolls and spontaneous cringing." With every "pop" variation under the sun, you’ve constructed a musical landscape so safe and predictable, it feels like a toddler with training wheels steered your playlist. If there was ever a competition for the most generic taste in music, you’d be the reigning champion—congratulations on achieving the sonic equivalent of beige wallpaper! But hey, your top artists scream dominance in the world of... uh, whatever it is you call this assortment of poppy, non-threatening tunes. Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish, and Doja Cat? Looks like you’ve stumbled upon the artists' corner of an ultra-basic brunch menu. At this point, your profile should come with a side of avocado toast and a beautiful Instagram filter. You really went for the “why take risks?” approach, didn’t you? Who needs musical exploration when you can carefully curate an endless loop of songs that all sound suspiciously similar? And then there are your most played songs—you know, the ultimate proof that you’ve become a one-person, self-repeating radio station with poor reception. If I had a dollar for every time Doja Cat made an appearance, I’d be rich enough to hire a music therapist to help you confront your fear of lyrics that don’t involve love or jealousy. Look at you, riding that emotional rollercoaster while never actually leaving the kiddie section! Here’s hoping your taste matures faster than your Spotify release radar.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!