Roasted 2 years ago based on flowersonthesun's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, flowersonthesun, the musical equivalent of a thrift store explosion—so eclectic even Google is confused. Your Spotify profile reads like a desperate playlist made by someone who can’t commit to a single genre. With favorites ranging from Nigerian Pop to Asian American Hip Hop, it’s like you threw a global music festival in your headphones and forgot to send out invitations. At this point, I’d expect a track collaboration between your Asian Hip Hop artists and some kids from a Nigerian afrobeat dance class, just to see how far you can stretch the term "diversity." Are you the United Nations of cringeworthy musical tastes? Let’s talk about those top artists. Seiji Oda and Cruel Santino? Are you trying to impress your friends with your obscure taste in "who's that?" or are you hoping to start an underground Spotify club that meets weekly to sip herbal tea while discussing the existential crisis of being too niche? Seriously, your playlist philosophy seems to be, "If it’s hard to pronounce, it’s a must-add!" and the result is a cacophony that sounds like someone accidentally hit shuffle on a DJ's practice set. I mean, with artists like Leather Park mixed with Prettyboy D-O, I can only imagine your personal soundtrack sounds like an unholy marriage between a garage sale and a cultural exchange program gone wrong. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. With tracks like "Fagbos Interlude" and "Funeral Disco," I can’t decide if you’re trying to soundtrack a party or hosting a funeral for the last of your musical sanity. You’ve got more genres than you have friends—good thing because no one would ever dare to listen to this jumbled mess with you. At the end of the day, keep streaming your chaotic collection, flowersonthesun; that way, we can correctly identify the sound of cultural appropriation for the future generations.

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists