Roasted 3 months ago based on Connor Joseph Marsh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Connor Joseph Marsh, your Spotify profile is a nostalgic trip to 2005, and I love how it perfectly encapsulates that "I peaked in high school" energy. With a favorite genre list longer than your last relationship, it's clear you're trying to court every sad teenager in America. Do you have a special playlist called "Crying in My Mom's Basement"? Because with a lineup like "Emo, Pop Punk, and Screamo," that's the vibe you're serving. You're basically a walking Hot Topic ad, minus the edgy flair. Your top artists list reads like a who’s who of early 2000s angst, and I have to ask—how many times have you channeled your inner rebellious teen while practicing the “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” stare in the mirror? And come on, only you could manage to make "Dance Gavin Dance" sound like a serious life philosophy. Meanwhile, your most played tracks look like a soundtrack for every cringe-worthy breakup where the word “toxic” was thrown around. Honestly, you could probably win an award for "Most Likely to Cry Over a Fictional Boyfriend in a Band." And let’s address the elephant in the room: if I had a dollar for every time "Welcome to Paradise" was blasted in your earbuds while you sat alone in your car wondering why life isn’t a pop-punk song, I could finally buy you a personality. Seriously, Connor, your profile screams, “I have deep-feelings and a sick skateboard!” But hey, I can't hate you too much—you’re living proof that embracing your inner 14-year-old is a timeless art form. Just promise me one thing: if you start wearing more flannel and eyeliner, do it with style!

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