Roasted 1 year ago based on Kira's long term Spotify stats.

Kira, your Spotify profile is a chaotic mashup of genres that sounds less like a curated list and more like a teenager's desperate attempt to prove they have eclectic taste. Hyperpop? More like hyper-confused! With a lineup that reads like a nightclub DJ’s fever dream, it’s impressive you haven’t accidentally sent your headphones into the next dimension. “Chillstep”? That’s just what people say when they can’t commit to a genre but really want to take a nap in the middle of a rave. Your top artists are a who's who of “I swear, you’ve never heard of them” music. It’s like you harvested them straight from the obscure corners of SoundCloud, making every one of them a viable contender for “most likely to be found living in their mom’s basement.” Crywolf, Chase Atlantic, and a bunch of other dudes I’m pretty sure don’t get regular sleep are all carving their careers while you just sit there with your earbuds in, bobbing your head to a virtual universe of angst and overly processed beats. Honestly, I didn't know it was possible to feel both deeply moved and profoundly confused at the same time, but here we are. And let's talk about those most played songs, Kira. “Rain in Brisbane”? Sounds like the title of a track you’d play during a mid-life crisis while contemplating ordering takeout. I can hear your Spotify algorithm sobbing as you guide it through this existential crisis of soft pop and melodic dubstep. If you’re trying to showcase a mood, it’s very clear you’re casting for the role of “confused millennial at a coffee shop.” Keep sneaking glances at your phone, listening to heartbreak in 12D—who needs therapy when you have your Spotify wrapped, right?

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