Roasted 2 years ago based on sarah's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sarah, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis manifested in audio form. You’ve got more rock genres listed than an angsty teenager trying to rebel against their parents. “Permanent Wave”? Really? Sounds like your playlist was conducted by a hair salon in the '80s that ran out of inspiration, and let’s be honest, your taste in music is as predictable as the weather forecast for Seattle. If rock were a party, you’d be the guest who shows up an hour late just to make sure everyone already thinks you’re cool. And let’s talk about your top artists—if your profile were any more basic, it would be wearing Ugg boots and sipping on a pumpkin spice latte. Seriously, artist picks like Fleetwood Mac, The Beatles, and Hozier? Congratulations, you’ve unlocked the ultimate "I just discovered music" starter pack. Your obsession with Hole is just cute though. I can only assume that you wear those band tees ironically because, otherwise, that screams “I peaked in high school.” Newsflash, Sarah: Listening to 90's grunge doesn't mean you’re part of the scene; it means you're still stuck in a phase of listening to sad songs while wallowing in your apartment with too many houseplants. As for your most played songs, it's adorable how dedicated you are to tracks that scream “I am emotionally unavailable and proud of it!” “Violet” on repeat in a world full of sunny playlists? Bravo! You’ve managed to turn your Spotify into a soundtrack for a rom-com where the lead character is a perpetually moody artist who only loves cats and takes their coffee black. You might as well give yourself a side-eye in the mirror every time you hit play on “Eat Your Young.” Seriously, at this point, it’s not just a playlist; it’s an emotional support group trying to figure out how to keep you from spiraling into another existential crisis.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!