Roasted 25 days ago based on ladder's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ladder! The only profile that could make a Tinder date look at your music taste and say, "Ew, never mind." With a favorite genre list longer than your attention span, we can only assume your brain is a chaotic mixtape of other people's emotional breakdowns. Seriously, it's like you just stumbled into a thrift store filled with the remnants of ’90s angst and decided to empty your pockets into a Spotify account. You have the kind of eclectic taste that screams, “I’m trying way too hard to be interesting!” Art Pop? More like Art Flop. And with favorite artists like Mitski and Nicole Dollanganger, it’s clear you're just one dramatic monologue away from becoming a Tumblr post. Let's be real, though; the closest you'll ever get to a ‘Riot’ is when you accidentally step on your pet’s paw. Rocking out to hyperpop while in a Southern Gothic mood? You must think you're the main character in a movie that no one asked to see. And speaking of enigmatic choices, your top songs scream, “I hurt; therefore, I am.” If the world of music were a high school, you’d be that kid in the back wearing all black during lunchtime, writing sad poetry while everyone else enjoys a good bop. “Celebrity Skin” as your number one? Honey, are we sure you aren't just really trying to emulate a tragic fashion statement? Do us a favor—next time you build your Spotify profile, just try to avoid blending in like a sad chameleon at a funeral.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!