Roasted 2 months ago based on maddie's long term Spotify stats.

Maddie, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school art project gone horribly wrong. Seriously, how many niche genres can one person cram into a playlist before it starts sounding like a dystopian radio station that only plays the sound of cats fighting outside a ceramic shop? Cloud rap? Witch house? It’s like you stumbled into a music shop, blindfolded, and just grabbed every obscure genre you could find like a confused toddler in a candy store. One minute you're jamming to hyperpop, and the next you've switched to shoegaze. Which one is the real Maddie? Are you throwing a midlife crisis party or just desperately trying to impress the ghosts of trendy DJs past? Let’s talk about your top artists—an eclectic mix that screams, "I read a Pitchfork article and now I'm a connoisseur." Alex G and Lana Del Rey? I get it; you're trying to tap into those deep, dramatic vibes while giving off a laid-back aesthetic. But darlings, it’s a shaky connection. One minute you’re vibing with the melancholic intimacy of Elliott Smith, and the next you’re grooving to Snow Strippers. Are you trying to create a musical Tinder profile where you somehow swipe right on chaos and misfortune? At this point, your listening patterns resemble a musical scavenger hunt gone terribly wrong. And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Save a Prayer - 2009 Remaster"? That’s not even the original! Even Duran Duran is judging you from the ’80s for recycling their hits like a trash barge overflowing with nostalgia. You’re making music sound like a Mad Libs game gone wildly off-script. Between Yung Lean and your inexplicable affection for a track called "Frat" by a user named "smokedope2016," I can’t help but worry that you’re trying to find yourself in the wrong dimension. Here’s hoping you find a therapist before you dive too deep into that musical black hole!

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