Roasted 2 years ago based on Duddy👽's long term Spotify stats.

Duddy, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stumbling into a half-decorated hipster coffee shop that’s overly trying to be cool, but really just makes me want to order a triple soy, no foam, gluten-free existential crisis. Your genre list screams "I can’t commit," showcasing a musical identity crisis that even your Spotify algorithm finds hard to take seriously. With a range that's more confused than a cat at a dog show, you’ve somehow managed to combine the excitement of pop with the sheer dullness of “Chillwave.” What’s next? "Nap Music" and "The Sounds of My Last Relationship?" As for your top artists, it's like you threw a dart at a Pinterest board of basic white people playlists and called it a day. Choosing Taylor Swift and Melanie Martinez feels like you’re just checking off boxes on a list titled "Approved for Overthinking." If "Nothing But Thieves" is your vibe, I'm seriously questioning what it is you're trying to steal — probably just your Spotify premium subscription in a desperate search for better taste. And can we talk about "indie poptimism"? You have a word for that? Honey, it’s called "denial," and no amount of cardigan-wearing is going to change that. Your most played songs could only exist in a parallel universe where melodrama and a quarter-life crisis are celebrated as forms of art. What are you doing with “sure thing (sped up)”? Trying to scatter your thoughts so fast that even your brain can't keep up? And “Mary on a Cross” is just perfect for when you want to lament your life choices between sips of oat milk lattes while posting your latest ‘deep’ status update on Instagram. Here’s a thought: maybe you should take a break from music and start listening to actual vibes—a new playlist titled "Get Your Life Together" might do you some good.

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