Roasted 1 month ago based on ُEbrahim's long term Spotify stats.

Ebrahim, looking at your Spotify profile is like peeping into a time capsule of mediocrity. Your favorite genres read like a tourist brochure for Egypt’s music scene, complete with all the catchy beats that would make a grandma start groovin’ while yelling at you to turn it down. I mean, with "Egyptian Pop" and "Mahraganat" on your playlist, it's clear you've vowed to never listen to anything that isn’t destined to be the soundtrack for a second-rate soap opera. If this was a contest for the most niche musical tastes, congratulations on taking home a big fat "meh." Let's talk about your top artists. Ramy Sabry? More like your personal life coach for heartbreak, because I can't help but think you’ve been drowning in those sad anthems for far too long. Is your mantra “Befrick et ela kol khaybat tawakaa'tak”? Because your music tastes are giving me major “I'm single and thriving, but really just sad and vibing” energy. And I see you’ve got a whole lineup of entertainers whose combined charisma barely equates to a wet sock. You’ve got more songs by Ramy than you do friends, which can only mean one thing: it's officially time to step away from the speakers and invest in a social life. Finally, your most played songs have more drama than your average reality show. "Forsa Tanya"? Sounds like the soundtrack playing while you try to convince yourself that your love life isn’t a complete disaster. And who needs diversity when you can listen to Ramy Sabry sing about heartbreak for the 50th time? But why bother branching out? This playlist encapsulates the essence of a one-man show where you’re the star, the audience, and—most importantly—the reason for all the cringy moments. Keep blasting those tracks, Ebrahim; just remember that while the vibes may be Egyptian, the cringe? Oh, that's universal.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!