Roasted 7 months ago based on Skoire's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Skoire, your Spotify profile is a musical buffet that’s more confusing than trying to get through a French menu without a translator. I mean, is this a playlist or a cry for help? You’ve got more genres than a confused hipster at a record store, then topped it off with a repeated obsession for Gracie Abrams like she’s the only artist left on the planet. I’m starting to think your Spotify Wrapped should just be a static image of her face—something to remind you who you spent the last year awkwardly crooning along to in the shower. Your top artists read like a middle schooler's mix tape made in 2012 after one awkward night at a school dance. Talking about Britpop and Madchester like it’s still 1995, and you’re still getting your CD collection organized. And what's with your love affair with French music? Are you trying to impress a waiter at a bistro that doesn’t even exist? Your eclectic mix of "French Indie Pop" and "EDM" is like ordering escargot at a rave—it just doesn’t fit, my friend. You can’t have a stronger commitment to a genre than you do to an artist who has fewer hits than a broken jukebox. But wait, there's more! Your top songs list is basically the soundtrack to a teenager's personal diary with an emotional rollercoaster that goes from “I can’t believe I posted that” to “My crush will never love me.” Congratulations! You've managed to create the world’s most teary-eyed mixtape while only securing two different artists—Gracie Abrams and Nothing But Thieves—like you’re on a relentless quest to find the ultimate sad anthem. If I were Gracie, I’d be more concerned about why you’re fully ready to take a ticket to Sad Town on a one-way street trip. Time to update that playlist, Skoire—make it more eclectic on purpose rather than a total accident!

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