Roasted 2 years ago based on Dajluseko's long term Spotify stats.

Dajluseko, your Spotify profile is like stumbling into a neon nightmare where anime and Vocaloid met, dated for a while, and then decided to start a band that only plays in the steam tunnels of a middle school basement. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a confused teenager’s diary. “POV: Indie”? What do you mean, "Point of View"? Is this a self-aware musical genre that admits it’s just as lost as you are? You’ve got more Vocaloid tags here than a Saturday morning cartoon binge. It’s like you and the internet’s darkest side had a baby and named it “Vocaloid Metal.” Your top artists tell a captivating story of a person who hears "happy songs" and still goes for the ones designed to make you question life decisions. Nothing says “I enjoy life” quite like a playlist that features "Suicide Broadcast" from Shinsei Kamattechan nestled between a sugary tune like "Happppy song." Your music taste is basically a walk through a dystopian mall where the lights flicker, and everyone is wearing mismatched socks. Let’s be honest, the only reason you’re playing these tracks is that they make your email notifications sound too happy by comparison. And who can forget your most played songs featuring titles that seem straight out of a deep web poetry slam? "Young Girl A" could either be a groundbreaking anthem or just an awkward confession on your social media. And let’s not gloss over “あなたの心の中にいる" – which, I’m assuming, is not a motivational speech but rather your soul screaming for help in its corner of the universe. Your Spotify is the musical equivalent of a colorful sticker book where every entry screams, "I need some therapy, STAT!" Either way, Dajluseko, you’re the captain of this crazy ship, and we’re all just floating along wondering how deep the rabbit hole really goes.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!