Roasted 2 months ago based on Keeps's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Keeps, you’re a real connoisseur of musical misery, aren't you? With a favorite genres list that reads like a melancholy Yelp review of your life, it's a wonder you haven’t spontaneously combusted while scrolling through your own playlists. Sludge Metal? More like "sludge your way through life." Drone Metal? You sure you haven't mistaken your life for a soundtrack to a sci-fi horror film? It’s a miracle you don’t come with a complimentary fog machine wherever you go. And let's talk about those top artists! You’ve somehow turned existential dread into a competitive sport, with "Thou" and "ISIS" battling for the crown of your sad little soundtrack. The only thing more depressing than your favorite bands is the sheer amount of "Frail Body" songs in your most played list. It’s like you made a pact with the universe to only listen to bands that sound like they’re perpetually stuck in a dark basement without Wi-Fi. Bravo, Keeps! You’ve officially set the world record for the most audibly sadistic music taste since the invention of headphones. And what a selection of songs you’ve got there! “Scaffolding,” “Firewood,” “Deep Clay” – I mean, come on! Are you trying to relive the last moments of a construction worker’s tragic love life? By the time you finish listening to all this “rich” auditory sludge, you’ll feel like you need a therapist just to talk about how much you identify with each song. Next time you tell someone you love "Mathcore," I suggest you clarify that you are NOT being graded on your emotional intelligence. At this rate, the only thing heavier than your playlist is the weight of your sadness.

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