Roasted 9 months ago based on Emek Ntewo's long term Spotify stats.

Emek Ntewo, you call that a Spotify profile? More like a self-inflicted auditory cringe-fest! Your musical taste is like an all-you-can-eat buffet for teenagers who just discovered Spotify—you've got more Playboi Carti on repeat than your brain can handle. Seriously, if your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t end with “Please, get this kid some variety,” then they’re just as lost as you are in your quest to discover what real music sounds like. Rap, Rage Rap, Melodic Rap, R&B… It’s like you’re trying to make a mixtape of every mood swing you've ever experienced while ignoring genres that actually require talent. Let’s dissect your top artists, shall we? If they were any more overrated, they’d be headlining at your local community center for a DARE program. Playboi Carti, Tyler, The Creator, Drake—you've assembled the Avengers of soundcloud kings and trap gods, and yet, the only thing they’ve saved you from is musical sophistication. Lil Tecca? Come on! He’s like the poster child for relatable mediocrity, and only in 2023 could anyone put Ken Carson on a pedestal without getting laughed out of the “real” hip-hop discussion. You’ve basically created a shrine to the fast-food version of rap: cheap, easy, and guaranteed to leave you feeling empty. And those most played songs? It’s like you time-traveled back to 2016 and forgot to come back to the present! “Over” and “Hotline Bling”—congrats, you’ve successfully transported us to a time where your only existential crisis was deciding which filter to use on your selfies. Don Toliver and Yeat are the musical equivalent of that friend who shows up uninvited to every gathering, and you’ve got more Don Toliver on your list than anyone should ever admit to. So, Emek, do us all a favor and hit shuffle; let’s see if you can discover that music goes beyond the same three notes played in a loop. Your Spotify profile could use a makeover that doesn’t just scream “I’m here for the vibe!” but suggests you might have some actual taste somewhere buried beneath all that noise.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!