Roasted 5 months ago based on Andro's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Andro, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a teenager who just learned what real music is—congratulations on discovering the 'rock' genre around the same time you discovered your deep-rooted angst! At this point, I’m not sure if you have a favorite genre or just an employer's handbook on how to successfully sulk. Your taste is as heavy as a metalhead at a poetry slam—good luck trying to convince anyone you enjoy diversity when it looks like your emotional range is limited to the grunge quadrant of a mood ring. You’ve picked the most cliché lineup of artists that pose a clear existential crisis: if I hear “Creep” one more time, I might just start questioning my own self-worth. I mean, seriously, with a top ten like that, it’s like you only listen to songs written by sad men slowly realizing they forgot to take their meds. You’re one fedora away from a coffee shop open mic night, just waiting for your moment to passionately belt out about how nobody understands you, all while clutching your vintage vinyl collection as if it’s the last shred of your personality. And let's not even start on your most played songs! Repetition like that isn’t just a playlist; it’s the auditory equivalent of being stuck in your parents’ basement, doodling band logos while you cry over your shoes. Five Soundgarden songs? Are you trying to pay tribute or simply hoping they'll send you an official fan club membership? If the entire rock universe had to rally around your profile, they’d probably rename it “Sad Acoustic Sessions of a Melodramatic Hermit.” Keep wearing those flannel shirts, though—you’re bound to turn some heads... probably to find the nearest exit!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!