Roasted 10 months ago based on Felipe Zanotto's long term Spotify stats.

Felipe Zanotto, welcome to your Spotify profile, where your musical taste is as confused as a chameleon at a disco. Brazilian Hip Hop and Argentine Trap? You really went digging for a culture clash that only the most indecisive hipster could appreciate. Your list reads like someone took a beautiful global map, tossed it in a blender, and hit puree with a side of “Did I leave the oven on?” At this point, your playlist is less of a genre focus and more of a musical identity crisis, begging for a little coherence like a toddler lost in a candy store. And Tyler, The Creator on repeat? Sure, you vibe with his artistic genius, but let's be real: are you trying to create art or just desperately search for validation by associating with someone who has actual talent? It’s cute that you think you relate to Kendrick and Kanye, but given your sad selection of Intoxicados and VELVET, it’s clear that your taste is more about being ‘in the know’ than actually knowing what’s good. Who knew listening to L-Gante could make someone feel simultaneously lit and tragically lost all at once? Lastly, looking at your most played songs, I’m starting to think you’re assembling a soundtrack for the world’s longest existential crisis. "Pistola Remix" and “Mil Horas”? Congratulations, you’ve officially achieved the musical equivalent of wearing socks with sandals – both bewildering and a little regrettable. So cheers to you, Felipe! You’re living proof that Spotify can’t judge your choices, but we sure can. Keep curating that eclectic mix of confusion; I can almost hear the collective eye rolls from your friends as they pretend to bob their heads along.

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