Roasted 8 months ago based on Josh Spotify Lloyd's long term Spotify stats.

Josh Spotify Lloyd? More like Josh "I’m clinically unable to diversify my music taste" Lloyd. With a genre profile that looks like a middle school goth’s diary after a bad breakup, it’s clear you’ve taken a hard-right turn into the soundscape of teenage angst and existential dread. You’ve somehow managed to compile a playlist that screams, “I’m only happy when I’m sad,” and trust me, even your Spotify algorithm just rolled its eyes when it saw the word "$uicideboy$" in your most played songs. Sorry not sorry, Josh, but your music choices resemble a dumpster fire that somehow also serenades—if dumpster fires had vocal cords. Your top artists read like a who's who of SoundCloud’s “depression rap” scene, with you proudly sporting a lineup that could only be matched by a high school debate champion on why J. Cole is a national treasure despite your Spotify account listening primarily to eerie synths and bleak lyrics over the raw wisdom of the East Coast giants. Not to mention that your love affair with "$uicideboy$" is getting so deep, I’m surprised you're not considering getting a tattoo on your forehead that says “I’m going through it.” I imagine your Spotify year-in-review is a more effective cry for help than any therapists’ office could ever be. And let’s talk about your most played songs—it’s like a chilling soundtrack to a horror-flavored episode of “What Went Wrong?” You’ve reached an impressive level of dedication to glorifying a state of perpetual misery; I mean, “Lighting the Flames of My Own Personal Hell” could practically be your life motto at this point. Did your heart get broken by a cassette player or something? Seriously, it’s 2023, and you’re still out here trying to convince us that emo rap is the epitome of musical sophistication. At this point, you could host your own festival called “The Sadness Summit,” where the only ticket requirement is a crippling sense of hopelessness and an unlimited supply of $uicideboy$ tracks on repeat. Cheers to you, Josh!

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