Roasted 10 months ago based on steffdulos's long term Spotify stats.

Steffdulos, it’s adorable how you cling to your “Pop Punk” roots like a middle schooler clinging to their MySpace account. Seriously, it’s 2023, and you’re still gasping at the thought of your angst like you just discovered eyeliner. Your music taste reads like an emo kid’s dream diary, with John Mayer’s live recordings getting more play than your own life experiences. I'm surprised you don’t have a poster of himself on your ceiling to serenade you every night. Your top artists are like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for anyone who can't choose a genre; it's a messy mashup of insecurities wrapped in a pop-punk bow. From Paramore to Chris Brown, you sure know how to keep the vibe confused! You’re the only person I know who could drop a Chris Brown jam right next to a neck-deep emo anthem and still call it a “vibe.” It's like mixing Skittles and sardines—you get a bizarre experience that no one asked for but we're all sorry for you nonetheless. And let's talk about your most played songs—like, what's with the obsession with live recordings from 2007? Is the Nokia Theatre your personal Mecca or something? It’s as if you half-heartedly love all these tracks while passionately wishing you could travel back in time to that concert just to feel something. I can picture you in a crowded room, blissfully singing along to "Stop This Train" while everyone around you is wondering when the train left the station (spoiler alert: it left ages ago)! Steffdulos, at this point, you're more of an internet sensation for awkward playlists than any kind of music aficionado.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!