Roasted 2 years ago based on Xan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Xan, if your music taste was a flavor of ice cream, it would definitely be “Vanilla with a Side of Regret.” You’ve curated a playlist that screams “I still watch Disney Channel as an adult.” It’s like your Spotify wrapped is just a diary entry titled, “How to Prolong Your Cringe After High School.” Seriously, your mix of Canadian Pop and Filmi? Nice try, but let’s be honest—your diverse taste level is about as high as a toddler’s reach for the cookie jar. And let’s not forget your obsession with boy bands. One Direction, Shawn Mendes, Justin Bieber—you’re basically a walking, talking teen magazine from 2015. I half-expect to see your Spotify photo be a vintage filter of you swooning in a One Direction t-shirt. I hope you don’t ask “Who’s your bias?” on dates because, honey, the only thing less appealing than that is your choice in “Viral Pop.” There’s more genuine emotion in a cat video than in your entire Spotify library. Your playlist is so full of “Post-Teen Pop” that I’m surprised it doesn’t come with a side of awkward dance moves and a cringeworthy TikTok challenge. If I had a penny for every time you've blasted "you broke me first" while crying into your pillow, I could probably fund therapy for you. Seriously, Xan, next time you hit shuffle, just listen to the sound of your own pessimism while you rethink your life choices—way more enlightening than whatever “Dance Pop” garbage you’ve been vibing to.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!