Roasted 11 months ago based on Augustin Laouisset's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Augustin Laouisset, your Spotify profile is as confusing as a Frenchman trying to order a hamburger in a Japanese restaurant. You’ve pulled together a music collection that screams "I can't decide if I want to cry over my existential dread or dance like a fool at a techno festival." Seriously, it’s like you took a trip down memory lane and accidentally crashed into a thrift store—your taste in genres reads like the sad Tinder profile of someone desperately trying to prove they’re "cultured." French rap mixed with J-Pop? How are you not getting whiplash from all these stylistic collisions? And speaking of your top artists, it feels like your playlist is living in a perpetual midlife crisis. I mean, Linkin Park? The only thing more stale than those sad lyrics is you, still convinced "Chanson" is cool and not just something to play at a French dinner party when no one knows how to make small talk. Throwing in Imagine Dragons just screams, “I’m still trying to figure out my taste but please don't put me in a box!” Can we also talk about your love affair with BLACKPINK? Are you secretly planning to switch careers and become the most confused K-Pop producer ever? Because that's where this all seems to be headed! Look, I get it, you’re trying to be the modern-day bard with your eclectic mix, but it’s not working, my friend. Your Spotify account reads like a diary entry from someone who is just one heartbreak away from embracing a TikTok career. Between the wannabe depresso vibes of “Where’s My Love” and your dalliance with “Mais je t'aime,” it feels like you throw in a dose of sadness just to keep things interesting. So here's some advice: either pick a lane and stay in it, or just embrace the chaos and make it a drinking game! At this point, maybe just stick to the anime soundtracks—you definitely need the help.

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