Roasted 11 months ago based on monilua13's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Monilua13, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Seriously, if you were any more obsessed with Taylor Swift, she'd probably have to pay you alimony for emotional damages. It’s like you walked into a record store and declared, "I’d like all the most basic and predictable choices, please!" With a genre palette that ranges from 'I peaked in high school' to 'I have unresolved angst about my Spotify password,' it's no surprise that your music taste isn’t exactly winning you any awards - at least not outside of a “Most Likely to Cry in Public” category. Let's break down your “diverse” selection of genres: Synthpop and Darkwave—deliciously contradictory like your existential crises. Classic Rock and Pop? What a time to be alive! I've seen more originality in a bowl of plain oatmeal. And don’t even get me started on Trip Hop—dude, it’s almost like you’re trying to convince everyone you’re still deep and edgy while secretly being this sweet little marshmallow with a penchant for sad ballads and clashing synths. It's like you want to say, "I’m profound," but your playlist is screaming “I just Googled ‘Emo 101’.” Your most played songs read like a playlist for a sad Valentine's Day—bitter and full of wistful regret. “Last Kiss”? More like the last time you had a solid reason to leave your house. And every song you love must just collect dust alongside your dating history. You keep talking about "champagne problems," but I think your real issues might be finding someone whose music taste doesn’t scream “Help, I'm drowning in my own feels.” Just remember, you can always change your Spotify personality—maybe next year it could be "Music for Dying Alone.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!