Roasted 2 months ago based on yan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Yan—proof that we can academically study how many genres there are in a single person's existence without calling it a life crisis! Your Spotify profile reads like a fanfiction written by someone too indecisive to pick a favorite flavor of ice cream. K-Pop and OPM? What are you trying to do, create a friendship ritual for confused hipsters? The sheer number of genres suggests you're either hunting for cultural enlightenment or just can’t commit to any one identity. And those top artists? Congratulations, you’ve managed to take basic taste and turn it into an art form. Seriously, between BTS and Taylor Swift, it's like your playlist is doing the cha-cha while having an identity crisis. I can picture you jumping from listening to "Dynamite" to sobbing to “All Too Well” like it’s Olympic gymnastics. You’ve curated a musical experience so universally relatable that it practically screams: “I have commitment issues.” Then there’s your most played songs list. Half of it is RM while the other half sounds like skits your “quirky” friend performs at parties. "Groin" by RM? You do realize that’s not what the doctor meant when they said to experience some “self-love.” It’s okay to embrace your obsession, but maybe consider a little less plot-twist and a bit more personal growth in your playlists! Honestly, if your Spotify was a person, it'd be that friend hanging out in the corner of the party, desperately trying to figure out if they should dance or text their ex.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!