Roasted 4 months ago based on Aquact's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Aquact, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate soundtrack to a midlife crisis in the anime world! Seriously, it’s like you threw a dart at a board labeled "Random Internet Subcultures" and decided to run with whatever genres the needle landed on. J-Pop and Breakcore? I didn’t know you were planning to launch an underground rave at the local cosplay convention. Electro Swing? I hope you’re prepared for your inevitable career as a DJ for nursing homes. Your top artists sound like a bunch of names from a fan fiction crossover between “My Hero Academia” and “Not Enough Therapy.” You're like the poster child for "I listen to music you’ve never heard of, so I’m cooler than you." “I gave up on music” is particularly relatable; I feel that’s your motto for life. I bet you introduce your favorite tracks with, “You wouldn't get it; it’s an acquired taste,” while everyone else is just trying not to roll their eyes and facepalm. And don’t think I didn’t notice your most played songs; they read like the playlist for a dramatic anime montage of existential dread. "We ain't frens no mo lol."? Wow, that’s deep—almost as deep as your knowledge of obscure Japanese indie tracks. We get it; you love music that sounds like it’s coming from the walls of an eclectic art gallery! But do you need this many cries for help mixed with funky beats? One more sad song and I’ll virtually check if you’ve got a cat dressed in a kimono ready to make sense of your vibes.

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